What I Learned from the Super Bowl

1. Football takes a long time.
2. Defense guys are oxen and offense guys are ostriches.
3. Helmets save lives.
4. Guys like to pile on top of each other; that or they don't know how to stop.
5. Quarterbacks get the supermodels.
6. There's just as much sport as there is commercials.
7. The game elicits yelling while there is riveted silence during the halftime show.
8. The halftime show has nothing to do with football and everything to do with MDNA.
9. The game can be riveting when the clock is 00:00 and the final possible touchdown makes or breaks it.
10. In the end, it's all about a silver football that you must touch or kiss.